The temps are dropping and so is the snot from noses all around. Flu season has again pulled an Adele and showed up out of the blue, uninvited.
This is my plea to coworkers, friends, family and others I may have contact with in these upcoming disgusting, tissue-filled, germy months. STAY HOME!
I’m sure as a healthy being, you’re a joy to be around; but when you’re a sneezing contagious mess, you’re VILE. Give yourself a few days in bed to recover, pop some pills, drink OJ and sweat the sick out.
Whatever you do, do it away from me.