Millennial Me This

“It’s H-Town, H-Town, Gotta get down in Midtown.” – Rebecca Black (probably). There’s plenty to do in one of Houston’s liveliest neighborhoods, whether the sun is turnt up or you are.

We need more than 24! Lately, life seems to be on a continuous loop of working, being tired, sleeping and repeating. Therefore, I am submitting an (in)formal request to the universe to add just one more hour to the day.

Millennial word of the month: petty. Defined by Urban Dictionary as, “making things, events, or actions normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset, uncooperative, childish or stubborn.” A character trait many millennials possess, and can easily spot in actions of others.

This week, Twitter informed me that brunch and avocado toast are the reasons I, as a millennial, am unable to afford owning a house. Wow! Who would’ve thought?! Here I thought it was my ridiculous amount of student loans or the cost of living closer to work! This sudden realization got me thinking of other things brunch and avocado toast may be keeping me from enjoying, like upsizing my meal at Whataburger.