“You are always on your phone.”
“People don’t know how to talk anymore.”
“You pay that much just to rent? You should pay a mortgage instead.”
“Tinder? Bumble? What happened to just meeting someone at a bar?”
“Young people have gotten way too soft.”
“Young people have gotten way too lazy.”
“You put way too much information on the internet.”
“You go out too much.”
“That can’t be healthy.”
“When are you gonna settle down?”
“You aren’t saving for retirement? You must be living extravagantly.”
We get it; you don’t get it. *insert eye roll emoji* *insert old man emoji*
– The Houston 100 Millennial