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A Toast to Stupidity


This week, Twitter informed me that brunch and avocado toast are the reasons I, as a millennial, am unable to afford owning a house. Wow! Who would’ve thought?! Here I thought it was my ridiculous amount of student loans or the cost of living closer to work! This sudden realization got me thinking of other things brunch and avocado toast may be keeping me from enjoying, like upsizing my meal at Whataburger.

Real talk, I haven’t had avocado toast in my life, but surprisingly I’m still broke. Hmm … there’s clearly another factor here. Nice clickbait though, guy with no worries.

– The Houston 100 Millennial

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