Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Real estate bling built for a king. Or a prince, to be exact. For the tidy sum of $20 million, do as the royals do and get yourself a goldplated palace. Originally built for Saudi Arabian Prince Abdulrahman bin Faisal, the 24,000-square-foot showstopper boasts stunning views of the surrounding 3.1-acre manicured estate grounds.

The convenience that comes with cooking in kitchens on every floor? Amazing.

Playing hide-and-seek in 11 bedrooms and 17 bathrooms with some GPS assistance? Hilarious.

Living in a bona fide royal palace conveniently located right here in River Oaks? Priceless.